felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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