Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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