yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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