Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
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