ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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