Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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