But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I want her autograph on my taint
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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