is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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