dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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