When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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