Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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