She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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