Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We need to rekindle our bromance
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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