Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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