check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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