i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
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I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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