just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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