Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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