That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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