saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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