A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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