Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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