i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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