Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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