what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
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