I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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