if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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