She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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