me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My vagina is officially offended.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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