So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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