i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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