Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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