Fuck appropriateness.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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