Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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