i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
It's never too late to be topless.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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