its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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