What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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