"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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