you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
