Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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