I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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