i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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