No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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