That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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