I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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