Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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