We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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