Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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