Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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