you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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