Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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