**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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