Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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