Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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