She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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