Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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