Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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