the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
you win again, gameday.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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