its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize