put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have feelings that need drinking.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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