508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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